But fairies are….females

A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary
in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table and said,

“For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for all this time,

I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband”
said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick
and ~ abracadabra! ~
two tickets for the new QueenMary2 luxury liner
appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said:
“Well this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime,
so, I’m sorry my love,
but my wish is to have
a wife 30 years younger than me”.

The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish…

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick
abracadabra!
the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story…
Men might be ungrateful idiots…
But fairies are….female!